Fill in the blank: A woman might tell her man, "I'll shave my legs when you start shaving your" what? Name something your wife has that's bigger than yours. Name someplace a cheating husband has a romantic encounter with his mistress. Name something a college kid might buy with the money his parents send him for food. We asked men Which part of your body gets the most exercise? Name something a nude magician might pull a rabbit out of.
Name something you might grab hold of during a really great kiss. Give me a word starting with the letter "H" that most men love to be called. Name something you want to do right after a marathon lovemaking session.
Name something babies look cute wearing that you'd look silly wearing. Name a circus act that reminds you of your man's lovemaking style. We asked single people Name a place you go to hoping to find your soul mate.
Fill in the blank: Compared to other men, I'm a much better what? Name a way you try to hide it when you're about to cry.
Name something you'd like to know about your husband's ex-girlfriends. Name something else you wish Viagra made your husband better at. Name a reason a man might let the woman do all the talking on a first date.
Fill in the blank: Your lover is like really good ice cream because they are what? Fill in the blank: When I get to heaven, I sure hope they have lots of what? For her cheating husband's funeral, what might the wife tell the funeral director to skip? When the Jolly Green Giant sneezes, name a vegetable that comes out of his nose. Name a specific place on your body where your mom used to kiss you that she'd better not now.
Name something you wish your man would not take his shirt off to do. What would you do if a woman you didn't know pinched your bottom? Name something a wife might buy if she suspects her husband's cheating on her. Name something a divorced man hopes his ex-wife will do. Name a specific gift a little boy might give to his first little girlfriend. Name something specific a man does in the middle of a kiss that would make you push him away.
Name a gift a woman gets from her boss that would make her husband suspicious. We asked single men What might a girl tell you at the end of a date that would ruin the whole evening? If you like big, beautiful women, name a place you might go to find them. Fill in the blank: You'd think twice about swatting a fly if it landed on your what?
When you're hot to trot, name something you see your wife wearing that's like a cold shower. Name something you hope you don't do when airport security pats you down. Name a topic that's just too much information on a first date. Name someone who calls you at work that you'd be embarrassed to put on speakerphone.
Name something you do on the couch you should never do while driving. Name a kind of ball it might feel like a woman is pushing out when she gives birth. Name a reason a woman in a kissing booth would not want to kiss someone in line. Name one of the little romantic things men should remember to do. Even though you're an adult, what might grandma do if you swear in her house? Name something you wouldn't want to see come up from the drain in the shower.
As his last request, what might a really cheap guy ask his friends to bring to his funeral? Name a quality Santa Claus has that many women wish their man had. Fill in the blank: I didn't know my wife was mad at me until she what? What color underwear do you think Steve Harvey's wearing?
If you owned a male version of Hooters, name something sexy you'd make the waiters wear. Name something of yours you'd hate to discover your wife cut in half. Name something a sneaky dogcatcher might disguise himself as. Name a food a little kid might stick in his belly button for later. Name a reason people pull off onto the shoulder of a highway. What's the best way for a shy guy to meet women? If you see a body in the woods, name something you'd do to make sure it's dead and not sleeping.
Name something someone might hide in their freezer. Name something a male stripper named "Big Baby" might have on stage with him. Name something that makes you feel sexy. Name something a guest might steal from a wedding. Name something a dog likes to stick his nose in. Name something a stripper should never wear if she has to go to court. Name something of an ex's that a person might pee on for revenge. What would you do if you ran into your boss at a nude beach? Name something a food handler should keep his hands out of when he's handling food.
Name a part of the body that should never be mentioned in a love song. Name a part of your body with hair that you've never once cut or trimmed. Name something a man wears to look sexy that might cause a woman to laugh out loud. Name something a woman finds that gives her a thrill. As far as you're concerned, name something that makes a man undateable.
If a wife literally makes her husband spend the night in the doghouse, what does he hope the dog doesn't do? Name a fruit you'd be surprised your Fruit of the Loom underwear smelled like.
If a wife notices her cheating husband's hickey, name something he might say bit him. Name something that's half black and half white. Name something you'd never do in public that you do freely at home.
Fill in the blank: At the wedding, the bride got so drunk, she kept her bouquet and tossed her what? Name something a girl should not wear when meeting her boyfriend's parents.
We asked single women Name something you hope a date doesn't do right after you kiss him. If you were squeezed really hard, name something that might come shooting out of you. Name something that, if your husband tells you to get it, you'll tell him to get lost. Admit it -- just once, you'd like to tell your wife that she's what? Name something your wife does just like a guy. Name something men love to discuss that starts with the letter "C.
Name something a man thinks he's so good at that he should be given a Ph. Name a word or phrase a man might use to describe a freeway and a woman. Name a specific occupation in which you might have to hurt someone.
Name the first part of a woman you touch to get her in the mood. Name something you'd hate to find out people put in your brownies. Name a gift that would be insulting if a woman received it from her mother-in-law.
I've haven't heard this many laughs, since George Jessel passed away. We're gonna play the game, and the champs are right here, the Murphys. I've had the most incredible luck in my career. I've done lots and lots of jobs, and I've never, ever had a job like Family Feud. I want to publicly acknowledge Howard Felsher, who's our executive producer. He was a producer in the beginning of the show, and he helped steer and guide the way that we went, and he and I fall a lot of times, but I tell you, that he is important, and I should acknowledge him, because he was the one, with me, that, we said, "Let anybody come on this show, anyone that could play this game, no matter what color or creed, no matter if they're in a wheelchair or they have no sight!
And we had everybody on this show, and he was very, very important, in that I acknowledge and thank him for it. I thanked my crew, and I thanked my director already. I had the best staff you've ever dreamed of. You can't Even if I never work again, they'll just be near me.
Albott - they kept us on the air probably a year more than they should have, 'cause were weren't really helping them. You know, our ratings weren't that good, and they were so great. They buried themselves carrying us, and I love them for that. Not that I wanted to hurt 'em, but I They were good people. There were people I know that got upset, that I kiss people; I kiss them for luck and love, that's all. That's what my mother did to me. There were people upset, that I would embrace or hug someone of a different color.
And there was every color you could imagine, and I'd not seen that in England. And I asked my mother about it; I said, "Is there something wrong? She said, "God God makes people. You understand that don't you? And I said, "Yeah!
She said, "Who makes a rainbow? I said, "God. She said, "I never presumed to tell anyone who could make a rainbow what color to make children! All I can tell you is, this has been a very special nine years of my life! If I never do another thing, I've met the good, sweet people of the world. So, I leave you with love, and for the little girl, that, nine years ago I first signed to - I guess she's 13 now - I'll think of you everyday. You thought I was a loser, until you walked up here.
You made me feel like a man. Tim, give me your hand. Thank you very much. Sweet Eddie, I thank you. My daughter, and my wife, my two sons I love. God bless all the little children in the world. Good night. Get online! I'm your man Steve Harvey; we got a nother good one for you today. Be in total control of your money with Green Dot. You need to focus and concentrate to get the money. Hollywood, California, Hollywood, CA. Hollywood, CA Would you and your family like to have a good time?
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If you live in or planning to visit Southern California, call this number. You and your family could win a lot of cash and a brand new car! Go to familyfeud. In the Continental U. Groups and organizations are most welcome. Los Angeles, CA, ! Dawson : During what months of pregnancy does a woman begin to look pregnant? Contestant 1 : September. After seven failed attempts, Richard finally resumes. Dawson : [ laughs ] Cuckoo A food associated with Christm- [ chuckles ] food associated with Christmas.
Contestant Kenneth : Your shoes. Dawson : I hope you won't take this the wrong way, Kenneth, but Dawson : Give me a slang name for policeman. Dawson : I beg your pardon? Dawson : Oh, okay Dawson : Name something that has to warm up before you use it.
Contestant : How 'bout your wife? Dawson : Name something that people take with them to the bath besides soap and a towel. Dawson : Name the first thing you take off after work. Female contestant : Underwear. Dawson : Next question, what time do you get off from work? Dawson : You're going to be slightly embarrassed when I finish this question. A purse?
Dawson : Name one of the Three Bears. Contestant an Air Force captain : Yogi. Combs : Van Waylon. Van Waylon I have no doubt. Van Waylon! Combs : Besides medicine Besides medicine, tell me something else you can buy at most drugstores. Combs : We asked women, name something women borrow from each other.
Contestant : One another's husbands. Combs : Their husbands? Contestant : Yes. Combs : You think that made the survey? Contestant : No. Combs : Describe the weather with a word or phrase that could also describe your wife. Contestant : Wet! Combs : Wet Combs : Name an excuse that a girl uses not to invite you in after a date. Contestant : Maybe her husband's home.
Combs : Name a liquid that people drink when they're sick. Contestant : Vicks [VapoRub]. Combs : To name a dangerous, dangerous piece of playground equipment, you said "a tire. Combs : When kids finally move out of the house, name something specific they often leave behind. Combs : Name a famous game show host who would make a great talk show host.
Contestant : Well, Richard Combs : [during Fast Money] Name something you must have in order to live. Karn : We surveyed one hundred people, your goal is to give me the most popular answer. I Know! Call me! Karn : Name a sport husbands and wives can play together.
You said You know, you're not usually married in third grade. Karn : Name a board game people are really good at. Contestant : Jeopardy. Karn : Or, I should say, "What is Jeopardy? Karn : Name a word that rhymes with "cookie". Contestant : Nookie. Karn : Name someone you would find in an operating room. Contestant : The operator. Karn : Name a TV show set on an island. Contestant 1 : Miami Vice. Contestant 2 : General Hospital.
Karn : Name a famous Jamie. Contestant 1 : Jamie Fonda. Contestant 2 : Judge Jamie Brown. Contestant 3 : Jamie Star. Karn : Name an occupation that begins with the letter "J". Contestant : A jackhammerer. Karn : Name a sport that's NOT played with a ball. Contestant: Bowling. Karn : Name a country other than the US that is admirable. Contestant's family: Africa or Europe. Karn : Name a road sign that describes your love life.
Contestant : Slippery when wet. Karn : This is starting to feel like the old Match Game , you know. I feel like Gene Rayburn. Contestant : k jelly. O'Hurley : The sex jelly that you use. O'Hurley : I remember k being in a retirement plan, and not a jelly. But you know, in a troubled economy, you go anywhere you can.
O'Hurley : Name something out in the ocean that starts with the letter S. Contestant : Sea Slugs. O'Hurley : Name a part of your body that never gets sunburned. Contestant : My butt. Gets buzzed, his sister said it Contestant : The inside of my ear. O'Hurley : If a baby didn't want his mother leaving the house, name something he might try hiding in his diaper. Contestant : Kelly Clarkson.
O'Hurley : Name an actor from Baywatch who is still hot today. Contestant : Brad Pitt. O'Hurley : Name something that everyone knows about Al Gore. Contestant : He's a Republican. O'Hurley : Besides America, name a country that starts with the letter A.
Contestant 1 : Asia. Contestant 2 : Amsterdam. Contestant : I'll say that she was the wife on the TV show Roseanne. O'Hurley : Name something people do to warm off on a cold day. Contestant : Have a glass of lemonade. O'Hurley : Name a TV show a man should be embarrased that he watches. Contestant : The Andy Griffith Show. O'Hurley : Name a famous Betty. Contestant 1 : Annette Betty. Contestant 2 : Betty Washington. O'Hurley : Name the age when you stop growing.
Contestant 1 : Contestant 2 : O'Hurley : A magazine you'd hate to find in your child's bedroom. Contestant : Weapons-R-Us.
O'Hurley : One of Oprah Winfrey's favorite people. Contestant : Regis Kelly. O'Hurley : Name a type of business that never seems to be open when you need it. Contestant : O'Hurley : Name a famous pig.
Contestant : My mother-in-law. O'Hurley : Besides pepporoni, name your favorite pizza topping. Contestant : Combination. O'Hurley : Name the night of the week with the worst TV programs. Contestant : UPN. O'Hurley : Someone Bugs Bunny might invite to his birthday party. Contestant : Doc. O'Hurley : Something associated with the Dallas Cowboys. Contestant : Cowboy hats. O'Hurley : A late-night TV personality you fall asleep listening to. Contestant 1 : Jim O'Reilly.
Contestant 2: Oprah Winfrey? O'Hurley: I didn't think she was a late-night person, but if you insist! Oprah Winfrey! O'Hurley : Name a famous giant. Contestant 2 : Arnold Schwarzenegger. O'Hurley : Name something you do to a fish. Contestant : Flush it down the toilet.
O'Hurley : We asked women O'Hurley : Name the fastest-selling drug. Contestant : Marijuana. O'Hurley : Name something that a fed-up wife might finally tell her husband to do for himself. Contestant : Um That's what we're going with.
Contestant : You have no idea that this is-- O'Hurley : Penicillin It's a complete cycle, my friend. O'Hurley : If you wanted to become the next Hugh Hefner, name something you'd need to get. Contestant : I think you'd need to get some Viagra. Harvey: When people talk about the big one, what do they refer to? Contestant : A man's privates. I just got this job! What are you trying to do?!
Harvey : Well, welcome to Family Feud everybody. Right after the show, outside, Don and Woodstock are gonna be kicking each other's ass. Harvey This is the greatest show I've ever had! Harvey: Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house. Harvey: Naked Huh? Contestant : I wouldn't want to see that, either. Harvey : I know you're right, okay, no one want to see a naked grandma, what is the chances, if you break into a house and found out grandma in there, I am naked, look for naked grandma in the house, outside in the woods, in the blanket, it is the occupant person.
Oh yeah. Harvey : Name a job that's dirty but someone has to do it Contestant : Plumber. Gets buzzed, his sister said it Contestant : Gynecologist. Harvey : We asked men, name a part of your body that's bigger than it was when you were Harvey : Okay, what'd you say? You said "ding-a-ling", any damn thing. Good ain't gonna sound right, the medical term is almost worse a slang term would at least make your ding-a-ling something.
A Penis, oh, we gonna keeping that answer. Harvey : Yeah, look at her answers you think you think that's shocking. Where do you see this first one? Harvey: One of them is cry everything. If I been in the mirror, down the little girl down there, paper doll came down there. Come here, give the animal right here.
Oh rats! The small animal will be on the bed. Oh hell, yeah. I got a penis look in back, in where, and all of the girls in the doghouse. What a life? Hey Steve, what? I am a stuff animal. I wish you are. You are in a minute. Girls working today. Harvey: It explains, you know this explains, you have all the answers, but that we will be on the board. Harvey: What?! What are you doing at your house? You got a pillow, a doll, mirror, using a hand, that stuff animal is waiting, you put all your damn thing.
Harvey : Name a kind of crack.
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